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Item # 15005
UPC Code: 6 51174 15005 5
Product Dimensions: 9" x 5" x 7.5"
Suggested Retail Price: $19.95
Description: Deep from within the bowels of the cave comes
a cute fluffy rabbit. Hopping over rocks and prancing it's way
toward the lights. Little does one know that this rabbit is the
most foul, cruel, rodent that you've ever laid eyes on! Complete with Collectors Edition display box - the Rabbit with Big Pointy
Teeth!
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Item # 15009
UPC Code: 6 51174 15009 3
Product Dimensions: 13"x 5" x 2.5"
Suggested Retail Price: $24.99
Description: This poor fellow needs a hand... or is it a leg? It's time to have fun with dismemberment! From Monty Python's The Quest for the Holy Grail, comes this 14-inch Black Knight Plush. He features amusing details from the very special universe of Monty Python, including Velcro-assisted memberment and dismemberment. In the process of defending his territory, your knight may occasionally part with one or all of his limbs. Don't panic! This is a natural defense mechanism on the part of the knight, and rarely fatal. This guy is one sure way to get a leg up on your friends! |
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Item # 15011
UPC Code: 6 51174 15011 6
Product Dimensions: 6" x 4" x 2"
Suggested Retail Price: $12.95
Description: From the movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail comes the fearsome 15" tall Black Beast of AAARRRGGGHH with voice chip, as conceived by Terry Gilliam. Pull Brother Maynard on the string; as he slips from the beast's gullet, you can hear the roar of the beast. Shake the beast and see all of the multiple eyes move at once. |
Item # 15017
UPC Code: 6 51174 15017 8
Product Dimensions:13" x 7" x 9"
Suggested Retail Price: $24.95
Description: You too can wear the horns of Tim and fool your enemies! From Toy Vault's Monty Python line, this "Tim the Enchanter" hat has plush spiraling horns that will transform you into the one they call Tim.
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Item # 15018
UPC Code: 6 51174 15018 5
Product Dimensions: 11.5" Tall
Suggested Retail Price: $24.95
Description: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisitor plush!
His chief weapon is surprise... surprise and fear... fear and surprise.
His two weapons are fear and surprise.. and ruthless efficiency...
Sorry, his three weapons are Fear, Surprise, and Ruthless Efficiency
and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope. Errr. [Note to copywriter
- rewrite above copy] From Monty Python's Flying Circus - does NOT
come with comfy chair. Push the button to get two different quotes.
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Item # 15019
UPC Code: 6 51174 15019 2
Product Dimensions: 5.25" x 1.75" x 7"
Suggested Retail Price: $12.99
Description: Press the toes on the keychain foot to hear phrases from one of Python's greatest sketches. Includes phrases such as: "Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!" "Shut your festering gob, you tit!" and others. Label reads: "featuring the voices of John Cleese, Michael Palin, Richard Nixon and the rest of the Python cast!" Comes in its own blister card packaging.
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Item # 15023
UPC Code: 6 51174 15023 9
Product Dimensions:
Suggested Retail Price: $29.95
Description: Every home and castle should have one. Are you plagued by nuisance knights? Troubled by kooky kings? Then throw a cow at them! Keep one of these handy hurlers by your side and when taunts don't work, drive your enemies away by launching plastic ducks, sheep, and cows. If that doesn't do the trick, you've still got the 7-inch Trojan rabbit. From Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail, this hilarious plastic replica is ideal for bombarding friends, coworkers, and so-called "Arthur Kings"! |
Item # 15025
UPC Code: 6 51174 15025 3
Product Dimensions: 6" x 4.5" x 5"
Suggested Retail Price: $9.99
Description: Deep from within the bowels of the cave comes
a cute fluffy rabbit. Hopping over rocks and prancing it's way
toward the lights. Little does one know that this rabbit is the
most foul, cruel, rodent that you've ever laid eyes on! In miniature size with biting action clip!
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Item # 15028
UPC Code: 6 51174 15028 4
Product Dimensions: 4.5" x 2" x 7.5"
Suggested Retail Price: $9.99
Description: From the funniest movie of all time comes this series of Monty Python™ Holy Grail Mini Bobblers from Toy Vault®! Ideal for car dashboards and the like, each bobbler has adhesive at the base that allows you to attach it to any surface. From Series One Mini Figures - The Black Knight (may be missing a few limbs).
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Item # 15029
UPC Code: 6 51174 15029 1
Product Dimensions: 8" x 4" x 3"
Suggested Retail Price: $9.99
Description: The Norwegian blue has beautiful plumage, likes to sleep on its back. Likes lovely fresh cuttlefish. WARNING: parrot stuns easily. If it does not move, it is either stunned or tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk. It also sometimes pines for its native habitat, the fjords, so it is recommended to nail its feet down to its perch to prevent it from flying home. ADDITIONAL WARNING: Do not douse in water or keep awake after midnight. |
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Item # 15030
UPC Code: 6 51174 15030 7
Product Dimensions: 3" x 1" x 7.5"
Suggested Retail Price: $9.99
Description: This poor fellow needs a hand... or is it a leg? It's time to have fun with dismemberment! From Monty Python's The Quest for the Holy Grail, comes this 14-inch Black Knight Plush. He features amusing details from the very special universe of Monty Python, including Velcro-assisted memberment and dismemberment. In the process of defending his territory, your knight may occasionally part with one or all of his limbs. Don't panic! This is a natural defense mechanism on the part of the knight, and rarely fatal. This guy is one sure way to get a leg up on your friends! In miniature size! |
Item # 15033
UPC Code: 6 51174 15033 8
Product Dimensions: 4.5" x 2" x 7.5"
Suggested Retail Price: $9.99
Description: From the funniest movie of all time comes this series of Monty Python™ Holy Grail Mini Bobblers from Toy Vault®! Ideal for car dashboards and the like, each bobbler has adhesive at the base that allows you to attach it to any surface. From Series One Mini Figures - The Knight of Ni.
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Item # 15041
UPC Code: 6 51174 15041 3
Product Dimensions: 9" Tall
Suggested Retail Price: $11.95
Description: Based on Python's depiction of the soul reaper,
as portrayed by John Cleese in Monty Python's The Meaning of Life.
With Scythe, cloak, hood and grinning skull, it's death for any occassion.
9" Tall
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Item # 15042
UPC Code: 6 51174 15042 0
Product Dimensions: 5" x 7" x 11"
Suggested Retail Price: $24.95
Description: You might think putting your hand up the rear
end of a rabbit with 3" incisors is a tad dangerous, but
there isnt really any other way to make this rabbit puppet work.
Imagine how much you can impress your friends with your ability
to animate the famous Monty Python Rabbit. Just be careful, because
they might think you're being dramatic when you flail your bloody
wrist around when the rabbit gets out of hand. (Prosthetics for
lost hands sold separately) |
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Item # 15043
UPC Code: 6 51174 15043 7
Product Dimensions: 13"x6"x6.5"
Suggested Retail Price: $39.95
Description: Toy Vault has yet again soiled the name of
Monty Python with another damn rabbit item from the Holy Grail.
You'd think that after filling half the Grand Canyon with unsold
Monty Python rabbit merchandise they would stop, but no the rabbits
continue to multiply. These very comfortable slippers, suitable
for a wide range of feet sizes, feature the Rabbit with Big Pointy
Teeth, and the toothed mouth bounces up and down as you walk. Limited
Edition. |
Item # 15044
UPC Code: 6 51174 15044 4
Product Dimensions: 10" x 6" x 4"
Suggested Retail Price: $29.95
Description: Tim the Enchanter is the first of Toy Vault's
talking "Chibi" style plush from the movie Monty Python
and the Holy Grail. Squeeze him and hear him talk. Originally delayed
due to a technical problemm this plush will now ship in August.
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Item # 15046
UPC Code: 6 51174 15046 8
Product Dimensions: 12" x 12" x 12"
Suggested Retail Price: $39.95
Description: NONE SHALL PASS! Yes, that means you. Don't
pass this once in a lifetime opportunity to buy your own full size,
wearable Black Knight helmet. Tis but a small scratch on your pocketbook,
and will allow you to fight with the strength of many men*. (* equivalent
to 14 men with cerebal palsy). Take one home today and dont let
it bite your leg off.
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Item # 15049
UPC Code: 6 51174 15049 9
Product Dimensions: 4.5" x 4.5" x 5.5"
Suggested Retail Price: $15.95
Description: In Monty Python and the Holy Grail, the Holy Hand
Grenade was the only weapon that could defeat the Rabbit with Big
Pointy Teeth. This is a reproduction, in plush, of that famous weapon
of bunny destruction. Our earlier larger limited edition version is
nearly sold out. This is the unlimited miniature version at a smaller
price. Sized to be easily thrown with only one hand at almost 5"
in diameter, this silent version, without whoopie cushion, will never
be heard that bad bunny. |
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Item # 15050
UPC Code: 6 51174 15050 5
Product Dimensions: 12" x 6" x 4.5"
Suggested Retail Price: $29.95
Description: "Come no further, for death awaits you
all with nasty, big, pointy teeth." - Tim the Enchanter, Monty
Python & The Holy Grail. You are warned. Do NOT, repeat NOT
purchase any copies of this item, as it is a creature so foul, so
cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived.
Sincerely,
Monty Python
P.S. This life size version of the famous death-dealing rabbit has
light up eyes, a soft, rabbit-like body, and razor like teeth.
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Item # 15051
UPC Code: 6 51174 15051 2
Product Dimensions: 9" Tall
Suggested Retail Price: $24.95
Description: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from
the castle of Camelot. I seek the finest and the bravest knights in
the land to join me in my court at Camelot. You have proved yourself
worthy. Will you join me? From Monty Python and the Holy Grail comes
the first ever plush King Arthur himself. The third in Toy Vault's
line of Chibi plush.
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Item # 15057
UPC Code: 6 51174 15057 4
Product Dimensions: 12" Tall
Suggested Retail Price: $19.95
Description: Monty Python's Macho Lumberjack Plush (for MEN
only) - The smell of fresh-cut timber! The crash of mighty trees!
You can pretend to be a manly lumberjack as well, with our exclusive,
limited edition, Monty Python Lumberjack plush. Squeeze his mighty
biceps, caress his silky lingerie. Lingerie? Sing the song:
I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on womens clothing,
And hang around in bars. |
Item # 15060
UPC Code: 6 51174 15060 4
Product Dimensions: 12" Tall
Suggested Retail Price: $24.95
Description: Are you a knight of the round table? If so, avoid
purchasing this plush. The 3 Headed Giant has two priorties (a) kill
knights of the round table (b) have tea and biscuits. If either of
these prospects scare you, you need to avoid purchasing this limited
edition plush at all costs! We suggest you offer to pay your retailer
NOT to have to take this home. Designed by Ron Spencer.
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Item # 15071
UPC Code: 6 51174 15071 0
Product Dimensions: 10" x 5" x 6"
Suggested Retail Price: $24.95
Description: Python's wooden trojan rabbit is a must have..
You can defeat all of your enemies with this wooden treasure..
Just follow the below directions for the most enjoyment: "Directions
For Use: 1. Place wooden rabbit near enemy fortress. 2. Hide somewhere
nearby where you can watch. 3. Wait for enemies to drag wooden
rabbit into fortress. 4. Jump out of rabbit and defeat your enemies!
(please remember to actually get inside the rabbit for proper
functioning) Guaranteed to work every time. Well most every time.
Perhaps sometime. Actually, if it truly ever works, please send
us a letter. |
Item # 15074
UPC Code: 6 51174 15074 1
Product Dimensions: 9.5" x 8" x 3.5"
Suggested Retail Price: $14.95
Description: Comes with all parts necessary to reproduce
the horse from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Be the first on
your block to have this hi tech sound generation device. Limited
Edition, specialty store only.
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Item # 15076
UPC Code: 6 51174 15076 5
Product Dimensions: 8.5"x 9"x 13.2"
Suggested Retail Price: $39.99
Description: Our favorite black knight is back and this time ready to defend your feet to the bloody end. One thing must be said, though ignorant of pain and the tide of battle, the Black Knight would not surrender his post at any cost and, with a bit more intellect, may have made an excellent addition to the Knights of the Round. |
Item # 15077
UPC Code: 6 51174 15077 2
Product Dimensions: 9.5" x 7.5" x 7.5"
Suggested Retail Price: $24.95
Description: Holy Grail Plush from Monty Python and the
Holy Grail - This is the the Holy Grail. It is your sacred task
to seek and purchase this grail. That is your purpose, the quest
to buy this Holy Grail.*
*Must be valiant and pure in spirit, otherwise,
after purchase, may turn into a grail-shaped plush. |
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Item # 15081
UPC Code: 6 51174 15081 9
Product Dimensions: 2.75" x 2.25" x 1.0"
Suggested Retail Price: $11.99
Description: Some say these phrases were originally uttered by Albert Einstein. Others disagree, stating that they were found in the Cave of Caerbannog. Whereas scientists still haven't discovered their true origin, they all agree that one could not do better than to live your life
dedicated to the truths embodied in these pearls of wisdom" So let there be much rejoicing. Complete with the following quotes: "Are You Suggesting Coconuts Migrate?" "Oh, Lord, Bless this thy holy hand grenade that with it Thou might blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." "We are the Knights who say....Ni!" "You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with....a HERRING!" "Pie Iesu Domine. Dona Eis Requim." "I fart in your general dorection. Your Mother was a hamster and your Father smelt of Elderberries." |
Item # 15084
UPC Code: 6 51174 15084 0
Product Dimensions: 16.1"x11.8"x26"
Suggested Retail Price: $49.99
Description: New this month from Toy Vault is the long
awaited Black Knight Backpack. Finally the invincible Black Knight
in an easily portable sling. You can even stuff your books, bloody
limbs, or Horse Action Figure inside his head and use him as a
convenient porter. (Even though porting a porter kind of defeats
the purpose now doesnt it?) Besides, you never know when you'll
need someone's leg's bitten off while on the go.
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Item # 15088
UPC Code: 6 51174 15088 8
Product Dimensions: 15"x13.8"x7.5"
Suggested Retail Price: $39.99
Description: Toy Vault, the proud supplier of Monty Python
thingamabobs and whirly jigs, announces the release of the ultra
rare Black Beast of Arrggghhh hat. Long thought to be only an
oral tradition, it was held that certain Scots, upon reaching
the age of 19 year, 4 months, and 2.5 days, would mount an expedition
to hunt the Black Beasts in the caves where they reside. If lucky
enough to capture one, they remove the head, scoop out the brains
and place the still warm cap upon their heads. Then, with the
gooey bits dripping, they would proceed to dance traditional Scottish
jigs around a roaring bonfire. While some refute this is a work
of fiction, Toy Vault’s crack research team spent many, many,
many days going from pub to pub to unearth this proud Scottish
tradition, and after awhile believed it to be entirely true. |
Item # 15089
UPC Code: 6 51174 15089 5
Product Dimensions: 6" x 4" x 2"
Suggested Retail Price: $12.95
Description: One of Toy Vault's greatest Monty Python plush
is now available in a new form. The MINI version. This 6"
Mini Black Beast is a must have for any Python fan.
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Item # 15091
UPC Code: 6 51174 15091 8
Product Dimensions: 15.5"x 10.5"x 2.0"
Suggested Retail Price: $39.99
Description: You too can search for the Holy Grail. From 2 - 7 knights can buy hovels, build castles, take a ride on a Llama or charge excessive groats for hanging out at your Castle of Aaarrrggghhh. So come have fun with the Trojan Rabbit, the Holy Hand Grenade and the the invincible Black Knight, with this game based on Monty Python and the Holy Grail. |
Item # 15092
UPC Code: 6 51174 15092 5
Product Dimensions: 13"x 5" x 2.5"
Suggested Retail Price: $24.99
Description: New from Toy Vault (again)
is the Talking Black Knight. The Knight was a bit childish last
time around, and in some cases simply REFUSED to speak. Well,
Toy Vault sent him back to obedience school, and with some much
needed limb separating and leg biting we put him back on the straight
and narrow. |
