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Item # 59000
UPC Code: 6 51174 59000 4
Product Dimensions: 6.5" x 4.5" x 3"
Suggested Retail Price: $19.95
Description: This cute little plush bear looks like the perfect
cuddly toy to send home with your child or give to a loved one.
Unfortunately, due to a small error in design, his chip says "Eat
sh*t and die, mother f*cker", "Nobody loves you, everybody
hates you, go f*ck yourself", "Hey D*ckhead, what're you,
some kind of pervert, gotta touch teddy bears?", and more.
No longer appropriate for children. (p.s. it seems to sell very
well to teenagers, who woulda thought?). Comes in a humorous and
descriptive open color box. |
Item # 59001
UPC Code: 6 51174 59001 1
Product Dimensions: 6.5" x 4.5" x 3"
Suggested Retail Price: $19.95
Description: Just squeeze his stomach and this adorable birthday
plush will sing his special Happy Birthday song - "Happy Birthday
F*ck You, Happy Birthday you F*cking Jerk, Happy Birthday you big
F*cking Loooser..." etc. For adults only. A unique way to express
your birthday wishes to those friends who think they've seen everything.
Comes in a humorous and descriptive open color box.
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Item # 59002
UPC Code: 6 51174 59002 8
Product Dimensions: 7.5"x 5"x4.5"
Suggested Retail Price: $19.99
Description: He’s rough, tough, a total hick and admits
he’s got a huge d*&$! New this month from Toy Vault is the newest
Swear Bear … Redneck Bear! Whether you take him huntin’ or drinkin’
the nasty mouthed fellow is sure to be a blast to have around. |
Item # 59003
UPC Code: 6 51174 59003 5
Product Dimensions: 7.5" x 5" x 4.5"
Suggested Retail Price: $19.95
Description: BOOBJOB BEAR! Lick My Ni%%$#S and much more. In a Woodland
World of Buinnies and Blossomes, where love and happiness fill
the air, lives a crew of rotten apples….The SWEARBEARS!!
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Item # 59006
UPC Code: 6 51174 59006 6
Master Carton: 8 pieces
Inner Carton: 4 pieces
Product Dimensions: 11.0"x 7.0" x 7.0"
Suggested Retail Price: $29.99
Description: A morbid bunch of Teddy Bear Cubs! Goth Teddies First release is “violet”
The leader of the dreadful deadly teddies !
She doesn’t dare to swear but has a horrid attitude!
Goth teddy is a hit with phrases such as.
"Zombies R cute! "
"Don’t worry it all ends in death!"
"My best fired is a rotten corpse! "
Sent from the teddybear grave !
Good for you, your sister or Winona from Beetlejuice!
Satisfy your appetite for the macabre
with these Cudly Cuties! |
Item # 59007
UPC Code: 6 51174 59007 9
Product Dimensions: 4.75"x 4.13"x1.5"
Suggested Retail Price: $7.99
Description: From Toy Vault, a #&%*&#$ keychain
based on the popular Swear Bear line. So small it’ll fit in your
$%*@# pocket! #%$&@# brilliant! If you love the Swear Bears, you’ll
gotta have this portable version of your favorite cussin’ bear.
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Item # 59008
UPC Code: 6 51174 59008 0
Product Dimensions: 11"x 7"x 7"
Suggested Retail Price: $29.99
Description: The Bedroom Bear, while slightly tamer than
the others in the line, is the perfect gift for that special someone
in your life. Also, standing at nearly 11" tall, the Bedroom Teddy
is the first ever over sized Swear Bear. Chocked full of innuendo,
the suave Bedroom Teddy is sure to properly convey your "come
hithers" with quotes like "Why aren't you naked yet?" and "Im
a pirate, and Im here for your booty!" Guaranteed to titillate
your significant other ... or at the very least put a smile on
their face. |
Item #59009
UPC Code: 6 51174 59009 5
Product Dimensions: 11.0"x 7.0" x 7.0"
Suggested Retail Price: $29.99
Description: Press my belly to hear me swear! This Cuddly Swearbear demonstrates the "EMO" side like only a Swearbear can! Give one to your brother, your mother, or even your significant other!
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Item # 59010
UPC Code: 6 51174 59010 2
Product Dimensions: 11.0"x 7.0" x 7.0"
Suggested Retail Price: $29.99
Description: New from Swear Bears - PMS Bear! Let everyone know exactly how you feel! This cute cuddly Swear Bear has phrases like " I will F**King destroy you!" and "I suffer from PMS, putting up with men's S**T!" |
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