Item # 59000
UPC Code: 6 51174 59000 4
Product Dimensions: 6.5" x 4.5" x 3"
Suggested Retail Price: $19.95

Description: This cute little plush bear looks like the perfect cuddly toy to send home with your child or give to a loved one. Unfortunately, due to a small error in design, his chip says "Eat sh*t and die, mother f*cker", "Nobody loves you, everybody hates you, go f*ck yourself", "Hey D*ckhead, what're you, some kind of pervert, gotta touch teddy bears?", and more. No longer appropriate for children. (p.s. it seems to sell very well to teenagers, who woulda thought?). Comes in a humorous and descriptive open color box.
Item # 59001
UPC Code: 6 51174 59001 1
Product Dimensions: 6.5" x 4.5" x 3"
Suggested Retail Price: $19.95

Description: Just squeeze his stomach and this adorable birthday plush will sing his special Happy Birthday song - "Happy Birthday F*ck You, Happy Birthday you F*cking Jerk, Happy Birthday you big F*cking Loooser..." etc. For adults only. A unique way to express your birthday wishes to those friends who think they've seen everything. Comes in a humorous and descriptive open color box.



Item # 59002
UPC Code: 6 51174 59002 8
Product Dimensions: 7.5"x 5"x4.5"
Suggested Retail Price: $19.99

Description: He’s rough, tough, a total hick and admits he’s got a huge d*&$! New this month from Toy Vault is the newest Swear Bear … Redneck Bear! Whether you take him huntin’ or drinkin’ the nasty mouthed fellow is sure to be a blast to have around.
Item # 59003
UPC Code: 6 51174 59003 5
Product Dimensions: 7.5" x 5" x 4.5"
Suggested Retail Price: $19.95

Description: BOOBJOB BEAR! Lick My Ni%%$#S and much more. In a Woodland World of Buinnies and Blossomes, where love and happiness fill the air, lives a crew of rotten apples….The SWEARBEARS!!

Item # 59006
UPC Code: 6 51174 59006 6
Master Carton: 8 pieces
Inner Carton: 4 pieces
Product Dimensions: 11.0"x 7.0" x 7.0"
Suggested Retail Price: $29.99

Description: A morbid bunch of Teddy Bear Cubs! Goth Teddies First release is “violet”
The leader of the dreadful deadly teddies !
She doesn’t dare to swear but has a horrid attitude!

Goth teddy is a hit with phrases such as.

"Zombies R cute! "
"Don’t worry it all ends in death!"
"My best fired is a rotten corpse! "

Sent from the teddybear grave !
Good for you, your sister or Winona from Beetlejuice!

Satisfy your appetite for the macabre
with these Cudly Cuties!
Item # 59007
UPC Code: 6 51174 59007 9
Product Dimensions: 4.75"x 4.13"x1.5"
Suggested Retail Price: $7.99

Description: From Toy Vault, a #&%*&#$ keychain based on the popular Swear Bear line. So small it’ll fit in your $%*@# pocket! #%$&@# brilliant! If you love the Swear Bears, you’ll gotta have this portable version of your favorite cussin’ bear.














 
Item # 59008
UPC Code: 6 51174 59008 0
Product Dimensions: 11"x 7"x 7"
Suggested Retail Price: $29.99

Description: The Bedroom Bear, while slightly tamer than the others in the line, is the perfect gift for that special someone in your life. Also, standing at nearly 11" tall, the Bedroom Teddy is the first ever over sized Swear Bear. Chocked full of innuendo, the suave Bedroom Teddy is sure to properly convey your "come hithers" with quotes like "Why aren't you naked yet?" and "Im a pirate, and Im here for your booty!" Guaranteed to titillate your significant other ... or at the very least put a smile on their face.







 

 

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